Sabbatical.

I have at least one dedicated reader, his name is Mike. Sometimes Mike gets bummed out when I don't post very often. I guess that's a pretty good way to keep in the loop we call my life. So, Mike, I'm going to try harder. Check back from time to time to get an update on my adventures in Tey-hass.

Here is a list of highlights thus far from my sabbatical to the high plains:

• Getting practically attacked by ducks at the park. We were seriously swarmed by at least 45 ducks and/or geese before they even knew we had bread! We've concluded that I may be giving off some sort of duck phermone... but that is just a theory.
• Watching some kid dump his little brother into the sand as he was strapped into the stroller. His mom came running over in and started yelling at him. She called him a retard and I felt bad for everyone involved.
• Sleeping. It's been nice.
• I went running and didn't get lost. And to my surprise I saw one other person out on the road. Maybe people do exercise in Lubbock, Texas!
• Trying to hide cookies from hoberto, but dangit he's too smart for us! (he is a doctor, afterall). But don't worry, they're at the store buying more cookies as we speak!
• Playing with the two cutest, but craziest babies in the world!!!

Well, Texas has been pretty fun. I'll try to keep y'all updated frequently. Peace out texas style!