Monday, May 15, 2006

The Eskiminian Within

I am the not so Eskiminese Eskiminian these days. In fact, people practically don't recognize me at work anymore. I have shed the layers of my Inuit heritage. But even though I may not look like the little Eskimo anymore, I am holding that Eskiminese spirit deep down within. She guides me like the great spirits of old. Whenever you have a hard decision to make, consult your Eskiminian within. Just ask yourself, "What would the Eskiminese do?" And you will always know in which direction to go.

WWTED!

The foreign exchange student with an upside-down smile

I miss Keith Albertson. . .

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Spam Poetry?

Amazing Opportunity for the USA!
evil prettier gym.
leader cousin approach pronunciation central.
short discuss action burst word seize? rich taken sign if similar principle, ticket may different.
thought allowed cant need justice friends.
everyone however situation foot become. important oh luck.
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Concetta Meredith

I don't usually look at spam emails... but this one caught my attention. I think it's either abstract poetry or a code of some sort. I was too scared to open the attachment; hey, I'm no dummy. But it's fun nonetheless.