The Eskiminian Within

I am the not so Eskiminese Eskiminian these days. In fact, people practically don't recognize me at work anymore. I have shed the layers of my Inuit heritage. But even though I may not look like the little Eskimo anymore, I am holding that Eskiminese spirit deep down within. She guides me like the great spirits of old. Whenever you have a hard decision to make, consult your Eskiminian within. Just ask yourself, "What would the Eskiminese do?" And you will always know in which direction to go.

WWTED!