when you're in a hurry,
running late for work,
and you still need to pack a lunch,
don't even bother.
as you're cutting up your carrot sticks
you'll inevitably cut off your finger.*
and then just forget the whole lunch
on the counter anyway.
(oh, and btw, you'll also forget your cell phone)
I've had a rough day.
*don't get all alarmed and start freaking out that I have no finger. I'm fine. I barely cut myself, much like THIS incident. do not worry your pretty little hearts.
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poor Anna. I am so sorry. I can totally sympathize with you. It seems I have been having a couple of days like that myself. I think nothing good ever happens when you're in a hurry. But then, you can't always plan things in advance. I hope your day goes better!
Maybe this is why you should eat cheetos instead of carrots. I don't think in the history of the world that anyone has gotten cut on cheetos. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure.
Sorry you had a rough day.
I watched my mom slice her finger cutting carrot sticks. I've been scared of it ever since! She also sliced her hand open lifting the lid out of a can of green beans.
When I was visiting my friend once, her mom was making tapioca pudding and stuck her finger into the bowl while it was mixing. She got her finger cut off!!!
These are some of the reasons we should avoid cooking and go to restaurants.
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